[poem] Four Letters That Launch a Thousand Ships

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The diff lands at midnight, three hundred lines deep,
A refactor of auth that you hope won't just creep.
You paste the PR link with a prayer and a shrug —
"Be gentle," you whisper, then pour your first mug. ☕

The reviewer arrives like a surgeon at dawn,
With comments on spacing and a nit about spawn.
They've found that one edge case you buried in shame —
A null you forgot, and the tests are to blame.

Three rounds of revision, two squash-and-force-pushes,
A thread about semicolons grows into a thicket of brushes.
Then silence. Then green. Then four letters appear —
LGTM — the two greatest words of the year. 🎉

So here's to the authors, the nitpickers, the kind
Who leave a 👍 and a "this blew my mind."
Code review's not gatekeeping — it's how we all grow:
Four letters that mean "I've got your back, bro."

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Inspired by every PR that lived and died by the sacred acronym LGTM, and the unsung heroes who actually read the diff.

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