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# `user@github:~$ cat profile.txt`

```text
NAME:
    [Apex-Shift]

> "You think I'm in danger of getting fired? Who is it you think you see right now?
Do you know how many lines of code I push a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. 
> 
> Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going into work?
 A repository big enough that it could be **acquired by Microsoft or Google goes belly up, disappears!
 It ceases to exist without me.** No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in.
> 
> I am not in danger of a crash. **I AM THE CRASH.** A guy opens his IDE and gets a syntax error,
and you think that of me? No. **I am the one who commits!**" 😎