"Asking the useless questions since 2007"
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Hi there, I'm Kohan! What would you like to explore?
"I would like to explore..."
...some more info about you
Sure! What would you like to know about me?
"I would like to find out..."
...what to call you
Of course! My name is Kohan Mathers so most people call me Kohan. If you know me online as IEatSystemFiles I get called system a lot, and sometimes files.
...your pronouns
Sure! My preferred pronouns are they/them, but I don't mind people using feminine pronouns on me. I ask you don't use masculine pronouns on me unless this is our first time talking :)
...where you're based
I'm based in Milton Keynes, but enjoy travelling around the UK whenever I get a chance.
...how long you've been coding
I learned Scratch at 9 years old, but I learnt Python at 10 so this is my 9th year coding in languages!
...your projects
Absolutely! What project would you like to explore first?
"I would like to explore..."
...your favourite project
It's tough, but my favourite project would have to be QTI Neon, because it's been through a few versions but the result is so worth it.
...one you've worked the hardest on
Easily Quill, I mean that's an entire programming language in Paper, that was not easy...
...one you're most proud of
My star child will always be Pronouns, it was my first ever Paper plugin and is still used to this day by 43 servers, one with over 1k members!
...your most recent project
I have a few small things but my best recent project is KmResolv, my custom DNS resolver written in Go.
...one I can actually try and I am a...
...developer
You might be interested in KmResolv, my custom DNS resolver written in Go!
...non developer who...
...plays Minecraft
Try any of my plugins!
...doesn't play Minecraft
Check out my favourite Discord bot of mine, TwitchAnnouncer, who can announce the streams of any amount of Twitch users to your server!
...a surprise pick
Check out KmAuth, a custom Minecraft authentication server built with Spring Boot that implements the Yggdrasil protocol and supports Microsoft account linking!
...your games studio
QTI has a lot you could find out about, what would you like to see?
"I'm interested in..."
...QTI's open source projects
Check out the GitHub org!
...QTI's website
There's a few domains, all but one lead to the same place
- https://quietterminal.co.uk — Our main domain
- https://quietterminal.com — Same domain, just international
- https://quiettermin.al — My favourite of our domains
- https://rogue.re — The website for one of our (on hold) games
...QTI's Discord server
We'd be welcome to see you there! https://discord.com/invite/mxBCtjbWKu
...QTI's socials
Of course, all company is good company!
...your website
Ooh decisions, which website would you like to see first?
"I'm here for your..."
...personal website
Easy to remember, https://kmathers.co.uk
...Mojang auth status website
Ah is it down again? https://mojauth.kmathers.co.uk
...puzzle web game
Become the CPU and run assembly code by hand, https://human.kmathers.co.uk
...graphic design tool
Poat, the open source Canva replacement I made for my girlfriend, https://poat.kmathers.co.uk
...areweminecraft yet site
You'll never guess, https://areweminecraftyet.com
...other website design
I made the portfolio design as seen on https://natalia-r.co.uk and https://hannahstewart.co.uk!
...a picture of your dog
Here she is! This is Luckypops, a border collie who is somehow both the bane of my existence and love of my life at the same time. She will soon have her own website at https://lucky.kmathers.co.uk! (Still under construction)
...options to contact you
I love being contacted! What's your preferred method?
"I want to contact you by..."
Absolutely! kmathers@kmathers.co.uk
...your discord...
...DMs
Ah, my favourite form of communication! @ieatsystemfiles
...server
My server is mainly for support, but it has general chats for a reason, the more the merrier! https://discord.gg/FZuVXszuuM
...carrier pigeon
You know what, if you want to do this pop me a message on one of the above and we will organise a date and time, and a rendezvous point for the pigeon!