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nclskfm/README.md

Hi there 👋

Joke of the day (Thu Aug 20 2026)

An infinite crowd of mathematicians enters a bar. The first one orders a pint... the second one a half pint... the third one a quarter pint… “I understand”... says the bartender – and pours two pints.

Last update: Thu, 20 Aug 2026 00:42:16 GMT

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