Windows tools | Websites & landing pages | Hebrew-first | Offline-first

If it needs a network connection, a complicated setup, or an English-only interface – it's probably not here.

Written from scratch, with stubborn perfectionism and no compromises:

• Subtitle Studio – a full subtitle editor for Windows. Zero installs, zero internet, proper Hebrew.
• Csharf – Windows tweaking and maintenance in a single file.
• Tik-Nick – tracking forum usernames (everything stays on your own machine).
• Offline App Store – a catalog of full installers for disconnected machines · catalog

I also build websites and landing pages. Most are client work, so they are not here.

Cynicism is a standard component of the average Bnei Brak resident. If it doesn't make you laugh – you're probably not one of us.

• Lavan Haarami – groundbreaking local AI. 97.4 trillion parameters, runs without a GPU and without any connection to reality. It answers a Hebrew product called "Avraham HaIvri" – miss that reference and half the joke is gone · see for yourself
• Tom Riddle's Diary – a chatbot and an unbeatable tic-tac-toe game, both running inside a Word document (no macros, all 1,120 board states pre-mapped).
• not-free – a filter-bypass tool that bypasses nothing.
• 2049 – the game you know, plus hidden helper keys · play
• Hosmim o Mefanim – a two-sided 3D protest simulator (derivative work; full credit to the original author in the repo).

Every line here was written with AI. Anyone who thinks that is a shortcut is welcome to try shipping a finished product that way.

AI hands you exactly what you asked for – so you have to arrive with two answers ready: what you actually want, and the right way to build it. Without the second one you get something that survives the demo and falls apart after it.

That is precisely what makes it a teacher: you are forced to understand the route before you ask, and to spot the moment you were handed something else.

📌 Bottom line: a good joke demands code just as precise as a working tool – otherwise it's simply a broken app. If something here looks unfinished, it's only because I haven't finished working on it yet.

Find me: mitmachim.top

_{✍️ Wording of this page: Claude Opus 5. Tone, content and editing: mine. Yes, this counts as vibe coding too.}